Take One for the Team

Our Cacotopia prides itself for being janitor-less. Janitors, though one of the unsung (and frequently berated) heroes, are symbols of disgrace in the society called Present. They represent the ills of capitalism and manifestations of irresponsibility. On my frequent ventures to Present, there’s been a widespread mentality that throwing trash to the proper bins is akin to wrestling a wild boar. They matched their unemployment crisis with this societal need: have someone take care of other people’s trash. It was an ingenuine solution. Hit two birds with one stone. And I concur that they had a brain tumor resulting in a mismatch between reality and perception. And their definition of trash isn’t even consistent at all. Scratch paper? Check. Banana peels? Check.  Food? Check. Spilled  siomai sauce? Check. Biohazard? Check. With stains, they need to find someone else to remove them. Then we have the critics of the janitors who get paid in dehumanizing the underpaid workers.

Cacotopia has a less appealing solution. Parenting. As it all stems from child rearing, they made it a point to instill discipline though it would be too harsh for the Presentese. If you don’t clean the bathroom you share with other people, they’ll cut your internet connection. For every candy wrapper you forgot-to-keep-in-your-pocket-to-throw-later-when you-find-a-trash-can, they’ll invalidate your Starbucks planner stamp card. In essence, when you can’t be responsible for your own life, let’s just take out the force that makes you want to live.

In the end, Cacotopia is a figment of my imagination. Present will always be where I am. We would always make the world a better place for us to live in with us meaning each of us individually. There are no others who we share our lives with except if you’re Piolo Pascual or Rhian Ramos.

Litmus Test of Compassion

Instead of an entrance interview, UPCM should place hidden cameras around the home of the INTARMED candidate. Collaborating with every other member of the house, they’d set up scenarios and evaluate the course of action of the future doctor. One scenario involves taking out the person who commonly or usually cleans their bathroom. Hopefully we see the fresh high school graduate’s orientation to service. A home is a community and the house is the environment nobody owns but everybody has a right to use.  Therefore, it is every member of the household’s duty to keep it how it was given or how it would be equitably best to everyone else. If this doesn’t manifest on his attitudes then I don’t think he’d be useful for the best interest of our college, university and the underserved. Then again, I might just be jumbling up community orientation and community work.

A repeat offender of the sexual nature will be disallowed to engage in such primal acts with living beings. To satisfy such animal need, freshly deceased bodies are prepared for their satisfaction.

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Thanking Satan for receiving an award given by a distinguished body.

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Land of the Free. Incest is legal and moral as long as you don’t produce an offspring that would surely suffer from genetic abnormalities.

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Cacotopia # 8

The ultimate goal of the mother is to drive her children to insanity.

Cacotopia # 7

Death as an art form.

Dying naturally is ugly.

Family Permit

As of now, I only know of one family qualified to stay together or even be formed. They’re too awesome that everyone else MUST unexist.

Instead of splitting them up, conjoined twins will be fused together. Minds twisted together through feats in mystic empirical surgery. Moral dilemmas will soon ensue whether to fuse the greatest minds together to achieve godhood. The irony from all of these is that the Big Crunch is set on the day after that fateful moment of scientific triumph.

Art of Medicine

We’d place CCTV’s all over the hospital. The faculty will check out which doctors are being the monsters they are and we’ll watch them in class. No censors. To add insult to injury, their credentials will be flashed on screen. I think this is a good way to avenge the patients. The course will not only be entertaining and be used for the good of the whole multiverse but will instill fear on future doctors to not be bad. Maybe, you can be bad as long as you’re perfectly good at it. I don’t think there’d be any Dr. Bahay in PGH. So yeah. Machiavelli.

The faithful: We should ban alcohol coz a lot of alcoholics rape women

Me: We should ban the Bible coz a lot of fanatics kill everyone else.

Land of the Free and Responsible. The right to life includes the inherent right to do what you want with your own without harming another unless the other vessel of life fully understands, with all mental capacities and with all information supplied, the necessity and inevitability of one’s passage of the life he carries on to the living being. The right to die is implicit. Again, invoking these rights must all be according to one’s own volition without any influence, direct or incredibly distant, of any other being possessing the same rights.

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In the land of the well-educated, sicknesses incurred from avoidable habits and lifestyles will not be treated.

In the sector of the rich, such diseases are allowed to be cured for they pay taxes, comprising 80% of their income, not just for their own health but also to the externalities/damages on their co-habitants in this planet.

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In a more progressive Pearl of the Orient, representatives in Congress are voted out by the people at the end of the week.

Suicidal Artists’ Club

Embracing death to serve a purpose to your life.